AuntBertha'sroleplay

__Mr. Callahan as Aunt Bertha and me as myself...__ Bertha: BBBAAAAAAAAAAA-EH Myself: What did you eat Aunt Bertha? Bertha: Pickled Pig feet with onions. Myself: Where did you find that? It’s not served here. Bertha: I got da Pickled Pig feet in Boyers in Ashland. I’m 85 years old, and if I wanna belch like an old cow, I’ll belch. I’m not bothering anybody. Some people say, that I’m full of noise pollution but I don’t care what they think. Myself: But it was loud and disruptive. It could’ve made a baby cry and then there would be too much noise and mayhem to deal with. Bertha: Again, if I want to belch I’ll belch. I don’t wanna be in pain. Maybe my burp was loud, but it wasn’t disruptive. No baby woke up, and I didn’t cause mayhem. The only mayhem is going to be between you and that twit of a boyfriend of yours. Myself: Well, if you need to belch again, just try to direct it away from the party. Bertha: If I direct myself away from the party, I’m going to take back my card and my five bucks.